George Bush: Memo To Self (Me) – Things To Do
WHEN President Barack Obama started work in the White House he noticed a piece of paper that had slipped down the back of his desk drawer. The document bore the unmistakable handwriting of the forty-third President of the United States of America.
MEMO TO SELF (ME): THINGS TO DO
1. Declare war on Geese. We need to kick the butts of geese for bringing done plane in New York. Geese are agents of evil. Dick says Saddam had geese in palaces. There¹s ya link!
1. Sew dead fish into hem of curtain
1. Stop calling Obama, Osama, and vice versa
1. Make film on global cooling
1. Present Tony Blair with an Oscar for his part in the British Invasion.
Best supporting role in the invasion of Iraq, Afghanistan, Iranistan, Pakistan and so forth. The Golden Globe will be ours, goddamnit!
1. Contrive meeting with Bono
1. Sprinkle the phrase ‘Ma Brioche!’ into bedroom moments ¬ thanks Sarko.
Note to self: are you sure it’s sexy to be called Ma? Check this with Tony, he speaks Francish
1. Father Abraham?
1. Not to give away secrets, when thinking of secrets say:
“New York is home to many tall buildings known as skyscrapers”?
“Is that a fact?”
“Interfrastically speaking”
“I have amnesia”
Final speech:
“I do not know, reputations of many brave men should not be imperiled in the mouth of a single individual. Far from exercising a jealous surveillance over each other. Oh, how long, O Catiline, will you abuse our patience? How long is that madness of yours still to mock us? When is there to be an end of that unbridled audacity of yours?”
Ha-ha. Give ‘em what they need. No one likes a wise ass, right, dad?
Freedom is on the march and I for one will wave it goodbye
Better.
10. Try new hobbies. Walk not left before right but try right before left.
Tony calls it life-long learning
Knock. Knock. Knock. Who’s that knocking on the door..?
Posted: 24th, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comments (8) | TrackBack | Permalink
