Heather Mills Consumates The Love Of 120 Million Beatles Fans
HEATHER Mills says:
When you marry a Beatle, you marry 120 million fans who are also madly in love with him. This has meant years of hurtful and untrue press… my friends remind me that this happens to many strong, successful women.”
Beatles fans run the media. Beatles fans shape public opinion. Beatles fans will shag anything that moves so long as it’s touched Paul, Ringo or – hey – even George and John’s graves.
The good news is that Heather should get a decent pay out when all 120 million people have divorced her. Although she may have to consumate the marriages. When you’re ready, Heather…
Beatles fans may even consumate a relationship with Hillary Clinton:
“I’ve watched my friend Hillary Clinton go through a hell of a time and still come out on top due to her strength.”
Actually Hillary came second. Obama came first. It was November – it was his turn to go on top.
Posted: 27th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
