Jade Goody, The Hoody And A Blow For Golf Equality
TOP news on the Mirror and Sun’s covers is that a convicted thug has been released early. And if that’s not enough, he’s been getting off with Jade Goody, The Hoody.
“My Jack is back,” announces the Mirror. This is “Jade’s Joy.” Inside and its “SMACKER JACK” as Jade lands one on her man. No not a punch to the throat, but a kiss on the lips.
In a gesture of support, Jack Tweed is wearing a hoody as he leaves HMP Wayland in Norfolk, having served time for attacking a teenager with a golf club.
“Goody to see you,” says the Sun.
Tabloid readers will have already realised that a golf club is not a knife, and therefore Tweed is not part of broken Britain but a misunderstood sportsman doing his bit to break down the class divide that runs through golf like a tribe of jackbooted dwarves.
Jade and Jack then jumped into a 4×4 and drove off, followed by convoy of three other cars. Jacks is wearing an electronic tag.
Readers may wonder at the carbon footprint of Jack’s release, and the Mail may make the link between such behaviour and Jade’s cancer.
But that for later…
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Posted: 28th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
