Manchester City’s Robinho Imports Used Condoms
ROBINHO, Manchester City’s tame Brazilian, is taking delivery of a job lot of sand.
The Sun says the sand is to feature in the grounds of Robinho’s Cheshire mansion.
Says a “pal”:
“The Brazilian lads thought it would be good to bring a bit of Copacabana feel to his place.”
Of course, Rio’s famed beach is more than just a big sand pit.
For real authenticity, Robinho should litter the sands with spend condoms, syringes and local toughs asking tourists for the time and then mugging them.
It’s all a hideous cliche. The lads – and one of City’s Brazilians, Glauber Berti – was born way inland – should feel an overarching need to feel sand in their toes.
It’s like the expats who move to the States and replace their morning cup of Fanta with a cup of tea and crave HP sauce where before they ate only white egg omlettes, burgers and tacos…
Posted: 19th, February 2009 | In: Sports Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
