Simon Cowell Freezes American Idol
SIMON Cowell wants his body to be frozen.
No, not by Botox and a face lift, but in a chest freezer.
Says Cowell at a dinner at 10 Downing Street:
“I have deiced to freeze myself when I die. You know, cryonics… I would be doing the nation an invaluable service.”
Cowell is banking on advances in science making his defrosting possible.
He is also banking on his dying when he is not in his dotage, a doddering, dribbling shell of a man in trousers pulled up just below his ears and his breast tucked into his surgical support stockings.
Cowell is also banking on there not being nuclear holocaust and the survivors, looking for meat, finding the microwaved Cowell and eating him.
Of maybe he is. Maybe this I what he means by his gift to the nation?
Posted: 23rd, February 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
