Nadya Suleman Is The Sarah Palin Two Womb Britney Spears Jolie Hybrid
NADYA Suleman, Octomum, she of the Octoclown face, and the Octowomb – eat your heart out two wombs Sarah Palin! – is now a bona fide celebrity.
She is Britney Spears. She is Angelina Jolie. She is Everymum.
As this picture shows, Nadya has the coffee cup, the hand in the lens, the smile and the pedicure.
Very soon she will shave her head, tattoo her index finger and attract the attention of rent-a-quote Lily Allen to say something unpleasant about her bi-polarism.
Nadya will then tell us how she is the reincarnation of Jacob’s Biblical wives – all of them – and think it ironic (surely, surreal? – ed) that while her past life is celebrated in the Good Book her current existence is held up as epitome on mental negligence and greed.
Before that, though., Nadya needs to become a victim:
Nadya’s dad is complaining to Oprah Winfrey, and her life studio audience and comatose viewers, about the, er, media:
Nadya Suleman’s father told Oprah Winfrey on her talk show that his daughter was under duress before giving an interview to NBC and should have been given time to recover from giving birth to octuplets.
“They took her out of the hospital by midnight to a secret location,” Suleman’s father Ed Doud told Winfrey on the show that aired Tuesday. “They did not even give her a chance to rest, to sleep, where she’s still under medication and not feeling well.
“They bombard her with all these cameras,” Doud said. “I am not saying that they kidnapped her. What I am saying is that it absolutely should have given her a little time until she heals at least and not be under so much medication.”
Or as victimised Nadya puts it in Us Weekly:
Us: I saw your dad gave an interview to Oprah. Why didn’t you?
S: I really wish he didn’t. I would have liked to go on Oprah — since her audience is mainly female, I think it would have heightened things so much more. You know, it would have been way more emotional.
Why do they stare?
Spotter: Deceiver
Posted: 1st, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (9) | TrackBack | Permalink
