Amy Winehouse Lashes Out, Blke Awaits And Shagging The Gherkin
AMY Winehouse, that painted Helen Shapiro-Alma Cogan hybrid, is back in Blighty.
And she’s straight to the recording studio to belt out a new hit, lay down some tracks and give full throat to line after line after line of fat stuff.
And what about that belter? Well, he’s not been identified, but the Sun says Winehouse lashed out at him for “giving her the eye”.
Winehouse “had to be pulled off a passenger”.
Let it be not said that Winehouse needs much encouragement and is hard to arouse. Blake – it’s been a while.
Says Amy:
“I love London more than anyone in the world.”
There goes Winehouse, scaling the gherkin, her hair trailing after her like a dishevelled Kong. London had best watch out – the Telecom Tower, Big Ben and The Moon Over Soho pub are on a state of high alert.
Unless, of course, Blake Fielder–Civil gets to her first, or she to him. Theirs is a marriage of equals.
Before that, we go home with Amy, to her new pad in the North London hinterlands. The Sun has the skinny on the home and says that it boasts a “front door” made of “oak”, “palm trees” in the garden and a “loft conversion”.
Anorak can confirm that it is made of “bricks”, has windows” made from “glass” and a lawn fashioned from “green grass”.
Says a neighbour:
“House prices have fallen enough without Amy Winehouse taking up residence.”
Crash!
Posted: 2nd, March 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
