Scare Stories: Killer Barbie At 50, Lidl Terrorists And Smelling Of Pigs
MEDIA Scare stories: Anorak’s daily look at horror stories making news – Killer Barbie at 50, Lidl Terrorists And Smelling Of Pigs
“Statins are the new NHS wonder drug for cutting cholesterol. But do they have sinister side-effects?”- Daily Mail
Gynnnpshthhwappp. None that we’ve – thrwakkpioooop – noticed…
“Imogen couldn’t work out why she kept piling on weight. Then she was told her thyroid had gone haywire” – Daily Mail
My glands and me, by Imogen Lloyd Webber…
“Can anti-perspirants harm women’s breasts?”
Depends if you tremove the cap or not…
“Could the pain in my chest be angina?”
Yes. Or a heart attack. Or tape worms. Or…
“The risk of being depressed: Illness doubles heart attack deaths in women” – Daily Mail
And angina..?
“Anger increase risk of fatal heart attack” – Daily Mail
Call a ******g ambulance you ****!
“Mother dies after routine surgery to ease back pain” – Daily Mail
10-9-8-7…
“Terror gang bought supplies from Lidl and Argos” – Daily Mail
Islamists feel credit crunch pinch
“Beware the red lily killer beetles set to wreak havoc on UK gardeners” – Daily Mail
When lady birds attack!
“Dog Bite Risk for Kids Greatest in Summer” – HealthDay.com
Release the hounds!
“Snowy Roads Lead to Crashes” – WLUK-TV
And to the hospital.
“Pig Odor No Laughing Matter for Folks Who Have to Live With It” – Arizona Daily Star
Anyone else smell bacon?
“Why migraine sufferers may miss the joys of spring” – Daily Mail
Lawnmowers?
“Sleep tight, the bedbugs are back”
There were 1.3million in the bed and the little one said…
“He was hooked on cocaine and call-girls. She was a neurotic who hated dolls. Yet 50 years ago this week they created the world’s most famous toy – only for it to destroy them both – the CURSE of BARBIE”
Raus!
More scare stories every day…
Posted: 10th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
