Jenna Jameson Sprays
PORN star emeritus Jenna Jameson (the Hillary Clinton of porn!) has given birth to twins – simultaneously! – brought her range of baby products to market and then her eponymous scent.
Each morning, a team of parfumiers, scrape Jenna’s sheets, harvesting the skin dye, lubricant, bodily fluids, hair spray, curry sauce and gel to distil into a signature fragrance.
Anorak has snapped off the top and inhaled deeply, and with top notes of antiseptic swap and base notes of amyl nitrate and rubber, we endorse it as the perfect in-car spritzer for the nation’s mini-cabs.
But will it make women feel inadequate?
A look at the accompanying stills reveals that Jenna has the longest stomach in showbiz and arms that can keep even the most aroused man a full five feet from her face.
Jenna won’t make you longer, but, then, it was never about size…
Posted: 20th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
