Mrs Nutt Over-Run By Squirrels
OONAGH Nutt, of Moira in County Down, says squirrels have taken over her home:
Says she:
“I thought it was lovely, I called one of them Hazel but then the next thing they’d got into the house.”
Hazel Nutt:
“They chewed their way through my roof in several places, they tunnel through the cavity walls…
Wall Nutt.
…they live under the floor boards, they go to the toilet in the attic.
Pee Nutt.
“Up close they are quite frightening – they look like puppy dogs with big hands, they growl and bark at you, they’re vicious things. They’ll go for you.
Nutters.
“I have a small child in the house and regularly at night the scratching and chewing and moving about will wake him up.”
Butter (wouldn’t melt in his mouth) Nutt
And so on…
Posted: 25th, March 2009 | In: Reviews Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
