Coleen Rooney Is Pregnant
COLEEN Rooney is pregnant. It’s fact. Well, sort of. The Sun sees a “tummy bulge” and hears a source tell of babies.
Of course, Coleen might be less with child as with last night’s kebab a la mode. But the Mail, too, says Coleen might be with child.
The Mail produces a picture of Coleen with supermarket trolley-load of stuff and wonders if she is “stocking up for a new arrival”.
Let’s take look at the trolley’s contests:
Ironing board – Regulation Filipino Issue
1 Bottle of sprits (looks like Vodka) – teething
2 big cartons of Coke – to stave off teething (and teeth)
2 bottles of chilli dip – a mixer for labour inducement
1 pallet of Extra chewing gum – the edible dummy
24 bottles of Lucozade – for when he’s on the bottle
For more evidence, the Mail says:
Coleen… was pictured at a Lionel Richie concert in Manchester just over a week ago wearing a loose satin top, and she was seen in Liverpool recently leaving a restaurant covering her stomach with a pashmina and a handbag.
And a packet of Gaviscon…?
Update 1:“Details of her cravings, weight gain and the first kick are expected to pop up in her magazine columns, for which she earns more than £45,000 a month. And the first picture of Rooney junior could be sold for hundreds of thousands of pounds. Baby clothes shops will also be watching closely to see what the child is dressed in, so they can prepare for copycat parents desperate to get their hands on a similar wardrobe.”
Posted: 29th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
