Syrian Man In Turkey Tries To Kill Obama

THE Turkish chapter of the Barack Obama Death Cult is open.

As reported (he-he):

“Turkey foils plot to assassinate

Obama”

Turkish security services have arrested a man of Syrian descent who was planning to assassinate US President Barack Obama during his current trip to Turkey, the Saudi daily Al Watan reported Monday.

According to the report, the man, who was arrested on Friday, was carrying a press card identifying him as an employee of Al Jazeera. He reportedly confessed to his intention to stab Obama with a knife and said that he was aided by three accomplices.

A knife? In a thrown shoe, like the Olympian Rosa Klebb? And what of the other three? Still at large. Look out he’s got a fork, a spoon and a cocktail stick!

The report stated that Turkish authorities were still unsure as to whether the press card was a fake or whether it had actually been issued the man by the Qatari news network.

Al-Jazeera’s Ankara bureau chief, Yussef al-Sharif, told the paper that news of the suspected assassination plot had come as an utter surprise to the network’s staff in Turkey, adding that all of Al-Jazeera’s employees in the country claimed that they were not acquainted with the suspect.

Sharif said that the ID card had “most certainly” been forged.

A knife? And what does the teleprompter know?

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