Susan Boyle Disqualified From Britian’s Got Talent
SUSAN Boyle has been disqualified from Britian’s got Talent for causing Becky Pugh to worry:
If some “exceptionally gifted” whippersnapper does seize the competition from her clutches, what will become of Boyle? I can’t help worrying about it.
In the Tabloid Telegraph, Becky Pugh does as invited and after hitting F9 delivers this addendum that Susan Boyle has lost Britain’s Got Talent:
If some “exceptionally gifted” whippersnapper does seize the competition from her clutches, what will become of Boyle? I can’t help worrying about it.
It’s Boyle Mania:
Will Elaine Paige still want to collaborate? Will Simon Cowell see that contract through? Will the US give her another thought? Will this whirlwind of publicity – to which I am contributing even now – have made her any happier?
Back the unemployed spinster will go to her lonely existence in West Lothian, her cat Pebbles and jibes about her appearance.
With any luck, she will cheerfully consider this phase a bonus, a delicious dream from which she has now awoken – she does seem to be a buoyant sort of a person. And at least she’ll know she tried, for her dead mother and for herself. But the pathos of this woman – whose brother has described her as “a loner… who eventually retreated into her own world” – is more than I can bear to think about. So I won’t.
Susan Boyle – ignore what the Singing Angel says and just fill in the gaps…
Posted: 22nd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
