Susan Boyle Was In A Rock Band

SUSAN Boyle Watch: In which Susan is discovered singing in a rock band…

Many writers have downloaded Anorak’s Susan Boyle Story Generator. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you will have heard of it.

Some of the results are hereunder.

You should know this by now, if you don’t you must have been living under a rock all week. Take a bow, Susan. It’s your moment to shine – The Guardian

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve heard about Susan Boyle’s knock-your-socks-off performance on Britain’s Got Talent – Opposing Views

In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last couple of weeks, Susan Boyle is the frumpy 48-year-old ‘hairy angel’ whose… – Management Today

…as the headline in the San Francisco Chronicle put it: “Just who is the singer Susan Boyle? Unless you live under a rock,” the newspaper wrote, as US television networks cleared their morning schedules for transatlantic interviews with Boyle, “you know about the Scottish woman who has taken the industrialised world by storm” – The Times

If you’ve been under a rock, (I know, I’m late in mentioning it), please watch her performance on Britain’s Got Talent: Susan Boyle, I Dreamed A Dream, Les Miserables – A Frog To Kiss

Unless you’ve been living under a rock or your computer’s broken, you’ve heard of Susan Boyle, the crowd wower on Britain’s Got Talent – Popsite

For those of you living under a rock for the past week, you may have no idea what I’m talking about, so a quick bit of background info before I begin. There is a television show called, Britains Got Talent, where… – Catavino.net

If you haven’t yet seen Susan Boyle’s performance on Britain’s Got Talent 2009, you must be living under a rock – Associated Content

Susan Boyle is my hero. Er-heroine. The typical underdog. The classic fish out of water. For those of you who haven’t heard of her, you must be living under a rock. The same rock I was living under until my deadline a few days ago – Novelists Inc.

Unless you have totally been living under a rock, or perhaps have lost all contact with the outside world and are requiring immediate assistance from the authorities, you have probably heard about, or seen the YouTube clip of Susan Boyle on Britian’s Got Talent – Pencil Shavings

Unless you live under a rock, you know about the Scottish woman who has taken the industrialized World by storm: Susan Boyle – SFGate

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve heard about Susan Boyle’s knock-your-socks-off performance on Britain’s Got Talent – Peta

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, two events have leapt into America’s consciousness this week. The first was the Tea Party protests involving hundreds of thousands of ordinary Americans in hundreds of cities all around the country.The second was the sudden and stunning success of previously unknown church choir singer, Susan Boyle… – Bob Krumm

Meanwhile, under the rock…

woah. uhh i’ve been living under a rock because this is my first time hearing about this susan boyle thing and i just watched it. danggggg. i was moved – Perpetual Lives

Unless you’ve been living on the moon…

Pictures and Icons:

Susan Boyle Secret Picture Gallery
Pictures: Susan Boyle Naked

Susan Boyle’s New Hair And Face Makeover: Pictures

Susan Boyle’s New Eyebrows

Susan Boyle’s New Image Bikini Body

Susan Boyle Is A Fake: Proof

The Susan Boyle Barbie Doll

Susan Boyle Models Kate Moss

Shy Susan is Armani Dolce...

Disciples

Susan Boyle Joins Tony Blair On American Idol