Nominative Determinism: Heidi Montag Is Heidi Pratt
HEIDI Montag has married Spencer Pratt.
If there were ever a cause of nominative determinalism by design then this is it. And now the Pratts call BOASTS and order a gaggle of little Pratts:
“Heidi wants four boys,” Us magazine.com quoted Montag’s sister-in-law Stephanie Pratt as saying.
“Four Spencer Pratts!” she added.
For anyone uncertain:
PRATT – “n. British. 1a backside, buttocks. A word dating from the 16th century or earlier which is currently an inoffensive if rare synonym for bum. b vagina.rare since the 1960s. 2a fool, idiot, buffoon.in vogue in the 1980s. The word denotes extreme foolishness and is deriived in the same way as the synonymous ‘arse’ or ‘twat’.” From “The Dictionary of Contemporary Slang” by Tony Thorne (Pantheon Books, New York, 1990).
Posted: 8th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
