Peaches Geldof Models Camel Toe Fashion
PEACHES Geldof is pictured in a silver jumpsuit, which clings to her “every curve”, including what Old Mr Anorak terms her “man cock”.
Those in the know call this a “Camel Toe”, this decade’s female tribute to drainpipe jeans and the spray on Spandex worn by 1970s rock gods, such as featured on the cover of the Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers album and the scene in Spinal Tap where the legend’s lunch box is padded out with a cucumber wrapped in foil.
So here’s Peaches showing off her camel toe. And you can create your own by shoving a peach cleft down your pants, or for the less daring an apricot seam or an inverted birthday card.
And the shocks keep on coming. Not only is hideous fashion modelled by average-looking women now fashionable but you can buy it in London’s “Newburgh Quarter”.
One of Anorak’s pet loves is when London gets a new area that only exists in the minds of a frenzied PR wallah.
But in case you do discover this new zone, do journey prepared. Take along some tin foil and a bag of cherries, lest you not fit in and people point and mock…
Posted: 13th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
