Dr Peter Andre Serenades Jordan
NOW split from Katie Price and her Jordans, Peter Andre would like to be called a Doctor.
Dr Peter has penned Call Me A Doctor, a tune that puts his dream of being a man of letters into verse.
Sings Pete:
She was my girl, my closest friend, my honey,
This girl was all I ever needed,
What will I do now that I’m leaving?
It hurts bad ‘cos I was true to her,
I’m regretting having anything to do with her.
Not since Dr and The Medics took us on up to the Spirit in the Sky has a medical man put so much heart into his throat. Not since ever has an orange doctor rhymed “her” with “her” so effectively.
Verse II – the second opinion:
I guess I gotta just walk away,
The doctor says there ain’t no medication for my pain,
So I’m done baby, I’m gone.
The doctor is singing about himself in the third person, achieving distance or exhibiting a manifest case of delusion?
Dr Pete’s song can be heard on You’ve Made An Enema Of Love (working title) available on all reality TV shows.
As can his song Replay, aka Hectic Emetic:
I want it back to where you used to be,
Let’s stop this nonsense and restart the dream.
Anorak has put out some feelers and can report that things can be back to normal should Katie’s go-it-alone Jordans fail in their bid to win Big Brother 10 attached to the body of a tanorexic from Merseyside…
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Posted: 13th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
