Triumph Creates The Suicide Bomber Bra

HERE’s a picture of Triumph International’s new “Konkatsu Bra,” (“marriage-hunting”), unveiled in Tokyo.

As you can see, the bra is less underwire than detonating wire, featuring a countdown clock showing the marriage deadline set by the wearer.

When the man is engaged, the engagement ring is slotted between the cups, so triggering a playing of “The Wedding March”.

The legend “Now hunting for a husband” should not be confused with “Now hunting for a bus full of people”…

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