The Apprentice: Ben Clarke’s Bush Tucker Trial
NEWS on The Apprentice “posh boy” Ben Clarke, who not only looks like a bloated Coronation Street’s David Platt being eater by a suit by has swallowed a “LIVE GOLDFISH whole”.
Lest you be unimpressed, the News of The World calls it “a sick stunt at a boozy birthday bash”.
Ben Clarke become the “shark in a suit” cheered on by a “crowd of guffawing toffs”.
Then:
“Ben then egged on his drunken friends to swill down 15 MORE goldfish.”
This is matter for the Celebrity Police Force and the NOTW duly hands over footage of Ben eating a live fish to the RSPCA:
A horrified party guest told us: “Ben was out of control! Yes it was a drunken party but how can anyone defend eating a live animal just for a laugh?”
Not the NOTW. Not the NOTW that each year reports the cast of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! to the RSPCA.
As the NOTW screams:
“Brave WAG Carly Zucker is ready to munch bugs in bushtucker trials, declaring: “Bring it on! I’ll be petrified – but I’ll give it my best shot.”
Says an onlooker of posh tucker eater Ben:
“There was not a flicker of squeamishness as it went down the hatch. There’s no doubt in my mind that he enjoyed doing it.
“The blokes were clapping and the girls were groaning. I thought it was disgusting behaviour, but Ben thought he was the cock of the walk afterwards.”
Ben. Cock. Make the link.
But here’s to Ben Clark, for whom an extended career in reality TV beckons. And shame:
RSPCA Spokesman Rob Harris opines:
“The RSPCA is very concerned about this story and condemns any action that causes suffering to animals… After hearing of this particular case, we would encourage anyone holding any evidence of this to contact us on 0300 1234 999.”
NOTW readers enjoying the pictures of Ben eating a live fish know the number…
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Posted: 17th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
