Katie Price Smells Worse Than Britney Spears And Jade Goody
AH, the smell of Katie Price, Jordan’s eponymous scent, produced from her distilled bed linen and scrapings from the inside of her person, close friends and sources.
But news from the world of official celebrity perfumes is grim:
Days after splitting with her husband Peter Andre, it has been revealed Katie Price’s celebrity scent has also sent the public packing.
Katie Price’s perfume is called “Stunning”, boasting base notes of used sun cream lurking like a gently perspiring paparazzi in the bushes beneath top notes of chewed hay, cracked saddle and panda cola.
Price’s ‘Stunning’ range has failed to capture the public’s imagination
The former glamour model’s endorsed aroma was revealed as the worst-selling celebrity perfume by a beauty website.
More people want to smell like Mariah Carey, Britney Spears, Sarah Jessica Parker and – how’s this for a kick in the teeth? – even the deceased Jade Goody.
Or not…
Posted: 20th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
