The Top Five Susan Boyle Moments
AS Susan Boyle prepares to forgo her knickers, shave her head and give broadsheet hacks a chance to write about Boyle Ghandi, and tabloid scribes an opening to wonder if sex with 48-year-old virgin is better than a shag with mum-of-two Britney Spears – vote now and vote often – (with expert opinion from Calum Best), we look back at Britain’s Got Talent.
What was the best bit? Anorak’s Top Five:
1. Hollie Steel – for daring to make method acting her talent. Her portrayal of a precocious, hard-to-like blubbing child running her cat’s nails down a blackboard was nothing short of brilliant. Deserved to win.
2. Shaheen Jafargholi – his audition for the part of young Luciano Pavarotti was almost perfect. All that prevented him from winning was his mum’s failure to pack a clean hanky. Unforgivable. Big future ahead of him. Huge. Massive.
3. 2Grand – was that his granddaughter or his secret lover? Such is the level of interest in the singing duo we may never know for certain.
4. Aidan Davis – Crying in a tear-jerky rhythm. The amateur-breakdancer’s amateur breakdancer.
5. Stavros Flately – making it ok to laugh at fat people again. Thanks, you fat b****** (see 2).
Susan Boyle is emotional…
Posted: 1st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
