Melissa Joan Hart Prays For Farrah Fawcett’s Cover
BY now you’ll be wondering what happened to Melissa Joan Hart, the former “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” star.
Well, news is that she got large – or become a woman of “stature”, a Americans have it. She was heavy. She was what we British call a bloater. She was fat. Fat. FAT!
Now slimmer than she was,. Melissa is on the cover of People magazine and, as Page Six reports, “overheard off-camera at KTLA in Los Angeles on Friday saying how she’d been hoping last week that cancer-stricken Farrah Fawcett wouldn’t die – and thus bump Hart off the cover of People magazine.”
Farrah Fawcett must have heard her and continues to cling selflessly to life, waiting for a slow news day to go to that big Angels convention in the sky.
Hart is keen to tells the world in a much louder voice – as befitting her huge stature – that she has shed 42 pounds.
And to celebrate she wants th world to eat at her new ice cream and sweetshop.
The hope is that if everyone else can become massively “heavy” and huge “boned”, Hart will looks still slimmer.
C’mon, Farrah, get eatin’!
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Posted: 3rd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
