Big Brother Freddie Fisher’s Porn Shockzzzzzzz
ONLY two newspapers lead with Big Brother: The Sun (pictures in the left-hand column of a few of the sluttier-looking housemates) and the Star, which ignores news of the House of Commons and calls for Gordon Brown to be booted out of Number 10 with an entire publication given over to “BIG BROTHER BONKERS”.
Screams the Star:
“Every one a sex-starved nutter.”
More on the sex angle in the Sun:
SIXTEEN wannabes entered the Big Brother house last night – and they’re the most sexually bizarre bunch yet.
They include straights, gays, some who swing both ways, those who don’t know what they are – and a virgin.
A hairy virgin?
The Star has more of it – loads of it:
Alongside them is an “anarchist” toff who lives in a stately home and a former Russian rock star who beds men and women.
There is also a bisexual Brazilian, two blonde glamour models and a former Mr Gay UK contestant.
A song:
On the first day of Big Brother my true love gave to me…
One preening Kris who stared in an advert for STD…
No need to renew that subscription to Channel X – Star owner Richard Desmond’s porn TV channel – with this mob of bonkers bonkers:
Freddie Fisher, 23, an entrepreneur who once set up a sordid gay escort website.
That’s “Sleazy Freddie” who once ran…
The x-rated uniboys.co.uk, promised to connect pervy individuals with £120-an-hour escorts. Services offered included “domination, fetish and role play”.
What with porn on the web, porn on the telly and porn in the newspapers, news of more porn to come might leave the reader feeling little overexposed and lacklustre?
But that’s the media spin.
Big Brother is not all about waiting for a shag in the Petri dish. Big Brother works because we get to watch the underdog, to gawp at a houseful of hapless, useless, feckless, wannabes that we can feel free to loathe, love but not ignore…
Lots more on Angel McKenzie, Beinazir Lasharie, Cairon Austin Hill, Charlie Drummond, Freddie Fisher, Karly Ashworth, Kris Donnelly, Lisa Wallace, Marcus Akin, Noirin Kelly, Rodrigo Lopes, Saffia Corden, Siavash Sabbaghpour, Sophia Brown, Sophie Reade and Sree Davash.
With a free bet on The Spieler.
Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
