The Five Greatest Things About Cristiano Ronaldo
by Anorak | 11th, June 2009
1. White Fright – While the use of an all-white kit in the Champions’ League final endeavoured to show off Ronaldo’s tan to greatest effect, the good works was undone by the merchandising office’s decision to stick with red tops for next season’s home kit.
On a brighter note, look out for next season’s Champions’ League matches, when English fans at Manchester United will release years of frustration at having to support Ronaldo’s antics by foaming at the chops and cheering loudly as Wayne Rooney treads on his testicles.
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