Prince Harry Dumps Caroline Flack To Be With Chelsy
FAREWELL Caroline Flack. No sooner had we introduced you, then Prince Harry had done with you. Be off with you.
Says the Sun:
PRINCE Harry is desperate to get back with Chelsy Davy after ending his fling with sexy Sky TV presenter Caroline Flack, The Sun can reveal. The lovelorn Royal, 24, told a friend: “I lost the best thing that ever happened to me and I’m paying for it.”
Gladiators’ presenter Flack now adds a new name to her big black book of stars, and continues with her audition to be The New Ulrika Jonsson. Stan Collymore, you there?
Which leaves us to wonder how the Sun knows what Prince Harry Baseball Cap is saying to his pals?
The friend told The Sun: “Apparently Harry’s quite depressed about the bust-up… Chelsy’s friends think Harry would like to get back together with her. That’s why he’s telling her friends that he misses her and that she’s the best thing that ever happened to him. He’s hoping the messages will get back to Chelsy.”
And so it is that the Sun is elevated to become Prince Harry’s contact magazine.
Is Chelsy reading? And will she reply via Dear Deirdre, the paper’s agony aunt:
Dear Deirdre,
MY ex wants me to meet him for cuddles even though we split up a few months ago. He’s on about it all the time. I miss the great pageantry but I’m happier than I’ve been for years, just going out with my mates and enjoying myself. But now he’s using the media to contact me and I’m concerned that he’ll stop drinking again…
Prince Harry is single…
Posted: 15th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
