Sophie Reade Changes Name To “Sophie Loves Cock”
THAT’S Sophie Reade on the cover of heat magazine. Big Brother Sophie has nicknamed her breasts Mary-Kate and Ashley, in honour of the two shrunken simian Olsen twins.
Now Reade’s breasts have been fed a hearty meal of silicon and gel, been depilated and sprayed with a watertight resin they are no longer holding her back but pressing ever forward, overshadowing all other Big Brother housemates and large parts of Elstree.
Sophie’s friend tells us that Sophie wants to change her name to “Sophie loves cock”. Sophie’s current moniker is Dogface, which she may prefer to keep or change to Doggyface or Cockface or *****face.
Make up your own name, like her housemate Cairon did, approaching from the rear and asking her when he and “Sophia” were going to have sex.
We also need to do is to get behind Sophie. If not lest to keep hold of her bikini wires lest they pop open and actually cause Kris to be smothered to death…
Posted: 16th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
