Katie Price Tells All About Her New Man, Drugs And Biscuits
DID you know that Jordan has been “On anti-depressants all my married life”?
So says the OK! cover. Or as the Daily Star puts it:
“I had to take drugs to survive marriage to Pete.”
So did the drugs run out? And what drugs were they?
On page 128 of OK!, readers hear from Katie:
“I’ve been reading in the press about poor, tortured Katie Price, but I’m doing fine. And I’m certainly not nibbling on biscuits…”
Are biscuits slang for those drugs?
“Everyone who comes through my door gets offered biscuits.”
Moving on…
I’m doing really well, focusing on the kids, keeping fit and moving forward – and after four years I’m no longer taking my anti-depressants. I’m in a really good place.”
A place identified by the Mirror as “Ibiza”.
So what about that other front-page screamer, the one: “MY NEW MAN’S A CAGE FIGHTER”?
Well…
“This guy who’s training us [she is with ambulatory Jaffa Cake Michelle Heaton] – he’s a cage fighter.”
Says Katie:
“I’ve got abs.”
Which turns out not to be an acronym but a muscle group, in the stomach.
Katie then turns to other matters, namely readers’ issues, taking in:
“My Old Flames Won’t Leave Me Alone”
And
“I Can’t Shift The Depression”
It’s life mirroring celebrity magazines…
Posted: 17th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink
