Gordon Brown Thanks Iran’s Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
FOLLOWING Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s promise that Britain is the world’s most evil country and the No.1 threat to the Iranian theocracy and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Gordon Brown has been taking the plaudits. He writes:
AS your Supreme Leader, I would like to take this opportunity to say, that it is with very great pleasure, that following a period of readjustment, that I can announce that, yes, we are now on the path to recovery. Britain is once again an international force to be reckoned with and respected and above all feared.
What is more, it is my firm belief that the Axis of Evil – North Korea, the Home Counties and Iran – is far less powerful than their so-called Axis of Evil – the United States, Israel and at its head a proud Great Britain.
As Mr Khamenei said:
“They are showing their true enmity towards the Islamic state, and the most evil of them all is the British government!”
At such moments I recall the words of my father, who told me that without courage you cannot achieve, and if by achieving you can gain courage then you have no need to fear.
To reiterate, it is my very great privilege to say once more that Great Britain is at the forefront of world affairs.
Finally, and to conclude, the British Government stands for freedom and liberty. As such we will be reading all Twitter messages and emails for signs of insurrection.
Yours ever upwards,
GB.
Questions:
Ivor Pen: Will you stand down if it is the will of the people to topple an unelected leader?
GB: I know where you live.
Posted: 22nd, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (26) | TrackBack | Permalink
