Mickey Rourke Wants To Slap Perez Hilton’s Bottom
MICKEY Rourke wants to slap Perez Hilton’s ass. Mickey Rourke wants to spank Perez Hilton.
Perez Hilton is gay. Mickey Rouke is so-gay he feel uncomfortable wiping his own bum. Says Mickey Rourke:
“Chris Jericho, you better get in shape. Because I’m coming after your ass.”
So un-gay is he:
SAYS Mickey Rourke, who is embroiled in controversy with Sean Penn:
When pressed about his rumored romance with Marilyn Manson’s ex-Evan Rachel Wood (who incidentally plays Rourke’s lesbian daughter in the film), Rourke esoterically shoots back, “She’s a good friend, that’s it. And tell that f*ggot who wrote all that sh*t in the paper I’d like to break his f*cking legs.”
Run, Perez, run. Not that way. Not like that. Run backwards. Oh, you are running backwards… Oh dear. Maybe he’ll catch you and you’ll find a place to get married.
Video of Mickey Rourke touching wood and talking about Perez Hilton as the snappers try to engage him in conversation.
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Video: Mickey Rourke knocks out wrestler Chris Jericho!
Abi Titmuss And Mickey Rourke Sex Scene: Full Transcript
Posted: 22nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
