Katie Price Twitters Her Twat To Tiny Peter Andre
PETER Andre and Jordan Watch: Katie Price is back in the UK, Jordan calls Pete a c*** and becomes a tiny role model…
Daily Mirror (front pages): “WARNING: THIS WOMAN IS BACK IN BRITAIN”
Can’t Katie Price be added to the list of undesirables?
The Sun: “The Twitter batter of Tiny Pete”
More than 196,000 fans have signed up to read Price’s Twitter comments. Who knew there were so many journalists – but that’s blogging for you.
And every blog needs an opinion. So here’s one from Claude Knights, of children’s charity Kidscape, criticising Price:
“Celebrities have a responsibility not to negatively influence young people. Teenagers have a huge presence on Twitter and young girls model themselves on female idols.”
No. Celebrities have no responsibility; their job is to be themselves: vacuous, vapid and utterly pointless.
The Sun doesn’t care that Jordan is back in Blighty. So little does it care that on its front page, below a picture of Jordan, the voice of the Sun, Martel Maxwell, says:
SO JORDAN is now back from Ibiza.
Yeah, so…
The care factor would be zero, save for two things.
Those Jordans?
One. We had simply had enough of her. Enough of the orange-skinned act every night, enough of her clambering all over honed men.
Two. Her three kids might have been wondering where she was. The glamour model seemed to have thrown her role of mother out the window and replaced it with slapper.
The Sun performs a public service by using its front page to let Harvey, Junior and Princeess Tiaaaaminimiiiiii know mummy’s back.
The paper’s Alex West, now returned from ignoring Jordan in Ibiza, moans:
“For Pete’s sake Jordan, shut it!”
Twitters Jordan:
“Pete being a true **** to me! He left me, not me leave him.“
****?
Daily Star: “Jordan begged for sex 15 times an hour – And you’ll never guess what she called Peter!”
What does **** mean?
RANDY Jordan begged her new man for sex 15 TIMES in an hour, it was claimed. The desperate model, 31, hitched up her skirt and pleaded to be “ravished” on the dancefloor of a busy nightclub, revellers said. Hunky fella Anthony Lowther, 28, teased the babe by ignoring her cries.
Sex once every four minutes? Lowther has the staying power of a male fruit fly, and the glow.
But what of the ****?
The mum-of-three has attacked estranged husband Peter, 36, in a foul-mouthed internet rant.
She said on her Twitter site: “Pete is being a true c*** to me! He left me, not me leave him.”
C***? A vile insult, says the Mirror.
Anyone? Being role models, Anorak cannot even guess, but pop acorn Pete may be able to help us guess…
Posted: 24th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (15) | TrackBack | Permalink
