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Samantha Burke Reviews Jude Law’s DNA Profile

by | 2nd, August 2009
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samantha-burke4JUDE Law is to be father of Sophia Law, Sophia Burke, Sophia Law-Burke, Sophia Burke-Law, Soph – or whatever mother Samantha Burke calls her. And this is not all. Anorak rounds-up the Jude news:

Just Jared: At a press conference.

Afterwards, Samantha said, “I just wish that everyone could respect my privacy during this time. Thank you.”

Says the A-list impregnated actress/model to the press. What odds her wish being granted?

Irish Independent: “Happiness is a Hamlet called Jude”

Whatever about the focus on Jude Law’s private life, he deserves to have his acting talent recognised, says Ruth Dudley Edwards

Edward then spends over 600 words talking of Law’s celerity and concludes, with no evidence or review:

We all agreed he was an absolutely brilliant Hamlet.

We all agree – apart from Caroline Briggs, Michael Billington, Matthew d’Ancona, Michael Coveney

Daily Express: “JUDE IS TERRIFIED PREGNANT MODEL WILL KISS AND TELL MOVIE SECRETS”

Jude Law is Hamlet. He fears ghosts and his baby mama…

The star, 36, has also confided to friends and family that he thinks the 24-year-old model and bit-part actress got pregnant deliberately.

She might have also shagged him deliberately and deliberately not provided a condom. So they say…

Herald Sun: “Dad lays down Jude Law”

THE angry father of a 24-year-old model who is expecting Jude Law’s love child called the Hollywood star to read him the riot act…

But the model’s grandmother, Delores Burke, speaking from her home in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, said: “…My son Denis is hopping mad. He feels that Jude Law took advantage of his little girl. Denis did get to talk to Jude and read him the riot act. I think that’s what made him promise to look after this baby.’”

He sure told Jude. And thanks for respecting Samantha’s calls for privacy, grandma.

Showbiz Spy: “Jude Law ‘To Demand DNA Test’”

“At the moment Jude doesn’t know for sure he is the father,” a source told Britain’s News of The World newspaper. “He thinks he is — but he wants to be 100 per cent certain. There has been a lot of speculation. But if it is his baby girl he’ll be there for her every step of the way.”

Has anyone told Samantha Burke’s dad and grandma?

Such are the facts…



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