Chip Shape Kerry Katona “Batters” Her Accountant
KERRY Katona is arrested for “battering her accountant”.
So says the Mirror. If true, was Kerry driven to it by constant speculation about her weight?
Did a lack of fried food in her diet force Our Kerry over the edge?
And if you were to batter anyone, would you batter something as dry as an accountant?
A source said: “She struck out at McHugh and battered him. It wasn’t pretty. She seemed out of control.”
The accountant is one David McHugh:
McHugh, who was jailed for deception in 2004, is a close friend of Croft’s. He also acts as Kerry’s legal adviser. In March she hired new financial advisers to sort out her affairs after announcing she was splitting from [husband Mark] Croft.
Croft – aka The Pickled Egg – has offered no comment…
The Top Ten People and Professions To Batter:
Bat Man
Nora Batty
Lap dancers
Battenburg
Battery hens
The French
George Clooney
Mr Blobby
Les Battersby
Mike Batt
Posted: 27th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
