Chris Brown Has Suspected Knuckle Concussion
CHRIS Brown, the US singer, says he does not remember beating up Rihanna, the popstar.
His brains really must be in his fists. Brown hit Rihanna so hard his brains jogged out of alignment and gave him knuckle concussion.
But it’s not Brown’s fist doing the talking this time, it’s his mouth.
On CNN’s Larry King Live, Brown explains:
“I’m in shock because first of all that’s not who I am as a person and that’s not who I pride myself on being. When I look at the police reports, I’m like ‘wow’ – I don’t know what to think. It’s crazy to me.”
Crazy to me is to wear a bowtie with a jumper. The bowtie gives the wearer the look of a man not to be taken seriously; he should be viewed as a bit suspect.
The bowtie is not a casual choice but a deliberate and calculated move to foster a sense of truth, class and probity, only the result is the exact opposite.
PeeWee Herman wears a bowtie. Karl Lagerfeld wears a bowtie. Louis Farrakhan wear a bowtie. Billy Bunter wears a bowtie.
Brown then tells People magazine that he loves Rihanna:
“I never fell out of love with her. That just wouldn’t go away.”
That much her remembers. The rest is a blur. Perhaps he should let his fist do both his talking and this thinking?
Posted: 31st, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
