Mr Jade Goody, Jack Tweed, In Media Roasting
JACK Tweed has been arresteted and charged with raping a 19-year-old woman. Having been know for too long as Mr Jade Goody, Jack seems to be finally making headway as a jobbing celebrity:
THE Sun (front page): “JACK TWEED RAPE ARREST”
Finally Jack Tweed is his own man…
“MOMENT COPS NICK JADE WIDOW FOR ‘SEX ATTACK’”
… Almost. It’s Jade’s Jack:
Daily Mirror (front page): “Jade’s Jack held over sex attack”
Daily Star (front page): “JADE’S JACK HELD FOR RAPE”
On Sky News, Jack Tweed is further reduced in potency:
Jade Widower Tweed Charged With Rape
That’s anough about Jack… Mr Jade Goody. What of the facts?
FIFTEEN cops swooped on Jack Tweed’s bachelor pad to arrest him and a pal over the alleged “roasting” rape of a teenage clubber yesterday – The Sun
Or as the Mirror puts it:
JACK CUFFED BY 12 COPS
Jack Tweed is presumed innocent. And forever known as Mr Jade Goody…
Posted: 5th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
