Jack Tweed ‘Sex Attack’ Caught On Camera, Jade Goody Returns
HAPPY days at the Jack Tweed Fan Club where their man is no longer Mr Jade Goody. Thanks to an alleged rape Jack Tweed is becoming his own celebrity, as the Daily Star screams from its front page:
“JACK ‘RAPE’ CAUGHT ON FILM”
No mention of Jade. Indeed, Jack Tweed is now so famous that he is simply “JACK”. The news does come equipped with a picture of Jade Goody, aka Mrs Jack Tweed, but the impetus is with Jack.
Anorak had long wondered how the Jade Goody brand would be kept alive? There was talk of Joe Malone embalming fluids and a Big Brother special. But it was all a bit thin. But now thanks to Jack we can look forward a sex tape. Or not:
Jack Tweed’s alleged rape attack could have been caught on a mobile phone camera.
So a rape that might not have happened might be, or might not be, on a mobile phone film? Want more facts?
Police investigating the incident are checking handsets for clues in case it was filmed by one of his pals. One partygoer said: “Whenever Jack held one of his parties, the phone cameras were always out. I wouldn’t be surprised if there were some pictures taken that night. In a worst case scenario, pictures could even be leaked on the internet.”
While we look forward to Jack’s possible film debut, and more front-page news in the Star, the Sun reminds us that Jack is not everyone’s “Jack”. Sun readers are told:
“…he was left sobbing in his cell last night after no one bothered to visit him in Pentonville Prison, North London. Mum Mary, 45, [pictured] decided to visit Jade’s grave instead.
We know this because a cable TV station broadcasts a live feed from the Jade goody burial site. Or maybe someone told the media and used the event to keep Jade in the news? And Jade Goody’s family says what?
Grandad [sic] John Caddock, 71, said “I can’t believe he’s been charged with rape. It would’ve left Jade heartbroken had she still been alive.” John, of Bermondsey, South London, said Jade’s mum Jackiey Budden, 51, would be “fuming”.
Literally. Probably…
Posted: 7th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink
