PlayGirl Levi Johnston Is Sarah Palin’s Naked Kill Of The Day
LEVI Johnston, former son-in-law-to-be to Sarah Palin, wants to show his Crunchwrap Supremes to readers of the Playgirl website – the magazine closed earlier this year and Playgirl went for more porn and less writing to appeal more to, er, women.
The first problem is that “Levi’s handler” – who turns out to be someone other than his numb left hand – says he’s unsure whether to show “the front or the back”. And therein lies the trouble for Playgirl, the organ men would buy for their “girlfriends” and women wouldn’t buy at all.
Levi is going the gay way, but in appearing in a website aimed, ostensibly, at women he can say it’s the girls who love his frozen hockey stick. So bum or booms, ladies? No nudity.
Levi will not be naked. He will hide his Palin inseminator behind a giant crab. And Sarah Plain will see it form her house and make Levi Johnson her kill of the day…
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Posted: 12th, September 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
