Kanye West On Suicide Watch As Obama Diss Pushes Him Closer To Edge
IN Kanye West’s “SUICIDE FEAR”, the NE tells readers that pop brat Kanye West will be visiting Switzerland, place of civic pride and suicide, to whisper in the ears of the morbid:
“Yo Hemingway, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but Hitler had one of the best suicides of all time.”
The trust is no less shocking. As an “expert” tells us that the “disgraced rapper needs help for mental illness.”
It’s Dr Lillian Glass, the NE’s resident expert on mental matters, here to tell us that West’s antics are symptoms of deeper ishoos.
“In my opinion, he needs alcohol rehabilitation. He needs anger management therapy to handle the demons inside him. Kanye is showing classic symptoms of someone who could possibly go over the edge and take his own life.”
And who might administer the final shove?
“…and when the President weighs in and calls you a ‘jackass’ you know you’re getting it from all sides”.
Says West:
“Yo Debbie Purdy, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but I’m gonna have one of the best suicides of all time.”
Kanye West is a singer.
Posted: 22nd, September 2009 | In: Key Posts, National Enquirer Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
