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LibDems Reclassify Knitting As Class B Drug

by | 24th, September 2009

MORE developments from the LibDem conference, and news that knitting is to be recalssified as a gateway hobby.

Says one addict:

“I started on booties for Princess Diana’s son William and before long I was knitting all the time. People began to stare and shops refused to let me in. I once knitted Noel Edmonds. The only place I knew I wouldn’t be seen was in Bournemouth, at the LibDem conference…”

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