Swine Flu Vaccine Gives You Swine Flu As Prison Inmates Drink Gel
IN Verne Prison on Portland, Dorset, inmates have been drinking anti-swine flu soap to get loaded, scarfing it from the bottle.
Following a fight, the governor of the Verne has removed all of the dispensers from the prison. Swine flu is now unfettered.
A spokesman for the Ministry of Justice tells us:
“A prisoner at Her Majesty’s Prison The Verne showed signs of intoxication, the cause of which will be investigated. Antibacterial gel pumps have been removed from the prison as a precautionary measure.”
In other swine flu news:
Here’s a sad mess. It seems a potentially important finding — that getting a seasonal flu shot might increase risk of contracting the swine flu — is being sat on by a journal, with the authors forbidden from talking about it, until they get through the slo-mo publishing process.
(Isn’t that a vaccine works – it gives you a known dose of the dreaded?)
Lock down the prison. No-one gets in alive…
Posted: 25th, September 2009 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
