Coleen Nolan Sex Tape
THE Daily Mirror brings front-page news of Coleen Nolan and the question that has burnt like a Swiss cheese maker’s cystitis:
“COLEEN – At last: truth about feud with my sisters”
With that long-awaited story now closed, the Daily Mirror can turn to other burning issues that remain open like festering sores ion the buttocks of the news’s body:
NOOKIE – At last: Nookie Bear: ‘Why I never got on with Orville’
EDDIE – Finally: Edward Windsor tells us his secrets of choosing a top bedroom sofa
PEACHES – Finally: Peaches Geldof tells us how many times she combs her hair
And many, many more exclusives…
Note: Last week Coleen said he had recorded a sex tape. If you see it, keep it to yourself, or tell a therapist…
Posted: 28th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
