Pilots Battle Crew On Air India Flight
ABOARD an Air India flight from the United Arab Emirates to Delhi, high over Pakistan, pilots and cabin crew are exchanging blows.
There has been a row in the cockpit about a claim of sexual harassment. Cabin crew allege that the pilot has been harassing a young female air hostess. The row continues into the galley. Passengers put down their in-flight mags and zoom in.
The pilot says the flight attendants are to blame.
And Anorak wonders if the onboard toilet peep hole, the soft porn, the harder porn, the oral sex and the rapping are enough to keep passengers entertained. To save the expense of carrying TV screens – and think of the climate.
Nippon Airways is to station staff near boarding gates to request passengers waiting for their flight to relieve themselves before boarding the aircraft. The aim is that weight saved will lead to a five-tonne reduction in carbon emissions over the course of a month.
Now back to those in-flight monitors and weighty DVDs. Get rid – the crew are about to perform their version of Rocky V, followed by Ben Hur for those of you in first class…
Posted: 4th, October 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
