Dancing Alien Spotted In Winchester
ARE you the alien ballerina of Winchester? Local councillor Adrian Hicks first and last spotted the magick figure five years ago and is determined to track it down.
“It was staggering – I am not usually lost for words but I was that day. She was a humanoid walking with a penguin-like gait. She had very large oval eyes and was twirling her hands in a circular motion. She was laughing and seemed to be enjoying herself. She was human enough to get away with it.”
Mr Hicks has lashed out £400 on an artist’s impression of the alien:
“UFOs are flying in and out of the military base – Winchester is the UFO capital of Europe.”
By this point many of you may be wondering is Mr Hicks holds a position on the city’s tourist board, runs an ice-cream concession or is looking to put Winchester on the map for something more than being the home of Winchester School of Art, as the sign at the train station announces.
It turns out that Mr Hicks is a hospital technician. And that aliens receive information on Earth from watching Bonnie Langford transmissions…
Posted: 6th, October 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
