Sweden’s Women Only Chako Paul City Sets Gender Police On Men
CHINESE news agency Xinhua reports on “Chako Paul City”, a northern Swedish city of 25,000 lesbians.
Chako Paul City was founded in 1820 by a “wealthy widow“. The citadel is guarded by two blonde sentries who prevent men from entering on pain of being beaten (only) half to death by the gender police.
Women are permitted entry. And “are only allowed to re-enter Chako Paul City if they agree to bathe and undertake several other measures designed to ensure that their out-of-town trysts don’t negatively affect the mental state of other women in the town“.
Women not working in the tourism industry wear a “thick waist belt full of woodworking equipment” to fell trees and whittle huge fertility totems.
Per Wilhelmsson, of the tourist office in Umeå in northern Sweden, says he is “fairly certain” Chako Paul City does not exist.
Claes Bertilson, a spokesperson for Sweden’s Association of Local Authorities, tells The Local:
“I’ve never heard anything about it. At 25,000 residents, the town would be one of the largest in northern Sweden, and I find it hard to believe that you could keep something like that a secret for more than 150 years.”
Which explains why they only beat you half to death.
It’s a secret no more…
Note: Chako Paul means Sensible Shoes in the language of your dreams…
Posted: 9th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink
