Peter Andre And Alex Reid Go Fanny-A-Tranny As Katie Price Fights On
YESTERDAY Anorak brought you “Peter Andre And Alex Reid To Cage Fight For Katie Price, and today the Daily Star catches up with us and delivers:
ALEX’S CAGE RAGE FIGHT WITH PETER
CAGE-fighter Alex Reid has told love rival Peter Andre: “Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough.” The 34-year-old challenged singer and Good Morning reporter Andre to take him on in the ring after he had threatened to “break his legs”…
Alex said yesterday: “Pete threw the first punch and kept throwing them. I wish people could see what Pete was really like.”
As we said:
Alex would win any battle with a cage – Pete being more of a paper bag fighter. And to level things up we need a contest in which Pete can excel, something like seeing which of them can purse their lips the hardest, find a rhyme for tangerine or be dignified?
Twitter fans know what Peter Andre is like because Katie Price is telling them:
“Nice pete in front of kids! His true colours are starting to come out thank God!!”
The 3am Girls look on, marvelling at Peter’s true colours – hues of orange and tangerine with base notes of deep oak:
After keeping his cool for like a million years, it seems Peter Andre has finally flipped his lid over his children living with a cross-dressing cage-fighter with a disturbingly dark David Dickinson tan and a thing for wearing plasters on his nose… and nail varnish (not on his nose, although nothing would surprise us now).
Alex’s Reid’s tan suggests a man who coated his face in treacle and then sneezed into an open box of powdered Toffee Crisp.
But Peter is angry. And when he’s angry, you won’t like him, o rlike him even less than your already do:
PETER ANDRE has told his solicitors to “fire a warning shot across Jordan’s bow” over access to their children. The Aussie singer called the summit after the glamour girl yesterday handed BACK a mobile phone he had bought specifically to speak to Junior, four, Princess, two and seven-year-old Harvey.
If he wants to speak to them why not line the kids up for a film premier and then in his guise as This Morning’s showbiz reporter interview them over the red rope.
Junior! Over here! Junioorrrrrr! Princess Tiaaaaainiiiimiiiiiiiii! Over here!! It’s me, dad. What d’yer mean ‘Speak to my agent’?
Meanwhile Katie is picking a new fight:
“I’m probably more successful than most girls in the public eye. I look at people like Kelly Brook and I just can’t understand how she gets to wear all these designer clothes. I’m not slating her, but really, what the hell does she actually do?”
Well, she walks, talks and shows off her cleavage and gets to wear designer clothes. She’s a celebrity, damn it.
Posted: 16th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
