Somali Game Show First Prize Is AK47 And Jihad
A new game show in Somalia promises Jihad to the winner and an AK 47. Everyone else get a bullet.
IT’S Friday. It’s five to five. It’s Bomb Attack!
At which point the Hamas kids scream “Bomb Attack!”
Happily, your host Al-Mon Andrews is now dead, so too is Leslie Howizter, Michael Al-spel and (No) ‘Ed Stewart. So here’s, Stu ‘Ooh, I could crush the infield like a grape’ Francis. “Bomb Attack!”
Bomb Attack!
Kaboom!
Yaaaaayyyy.
This show is brought to you by Somalia’s insurgent Shebab group, in association with Jihad Industries Ltd, a subsidiary of Bomb Belts R U.
Here’s your new host Sheikh Abdullahi Alhaq.
“The reason the young men were rewarded with weapons is to encourage them to participate in the ongoing holy war against the enemies of Allah in Somalia.”
Today there are five neighbourhoods of the port city of Kismayo entered into the competition, which consists mainly of questions on science, culture and the Koran.
The last team standing are from Farjano district. Give a big round of ack-ack fire as they collect first prize of ONE AK-47 assault rifle, TWO hand grenades, AN anti-tank landmine AND office supplies.
Says Sheikh Abdullahi Alhaq:
“The team in the first place gets the weapons and office equipment worth upward of 1,000 dollars.”
The second place team gets an AK-47 and ammunition. And now thanks to a Bomb Attack! it also gets the first prizes too…
Bomb Attack!
Posted: 19th, October 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
