X Factor Cheryl Cole’s Kinky Lap Dance Sing-Along
CHERYL Cole’s “Kinky Sex Factor” occupies the Daily Star’s front page.
Having done a passable impression of a wind-up tin lap dancer as she lip-synched her new song on a singing contest, Our Cheryl is now embroiled in a tale of perverted sex.
“Star’s sauce lap-dance secret is out.”
X FACTOR judge Cheryl Cole was accused of double standards last night after blasting Kandy Rain for flashing the flesh and then doing it herself. The Girls Aloud babe, 26, even wore a similar revealing black top as band member Coco Lloyd, whom she had slated.
Hold on a moment. Cheryl is no lap dancer–cum-singer. Our Cheryl is a toilet-attendant-assaulter-cum-lip-syncologist. If you are going to criticise a national treasure, get it right.
But let us not be too hard on Cheryl, who like Coco Lloyd is a professional performer, only with cuter dimples, great mangement and a footballer to support. As the Express screams on its front page:
“Cheryl was a ‘nervous wreck’ before live TV show”.
Happily the nerves were neither manifest in her voice nor the sound engineers fingers.
In other Cheryl Cole news:
Cheryl Cole not to blame for my X Factor exit, says Rikki Loney – Daily Record
X Factor’s Rikki Loney blames Cheryl Cole for exit – Metro
Cheryl Cole is ready for her hype up, Mr Cowell…
Posted: 20th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
