Amy Winehouse’s New Breasts Get Caught In A Lift At Q Awards: Pictures
AT the Q Awards, Amy Winehouse appeared a few seconds after her new breasts, the ones her dad Mitch calls “fantastic”. Amy also has full lips and a nose covered in freckles that when joined up with a felt tip form a picture of a gibbon hailing a taxi.
Hats off to Amy for helping to give hacks something news to talk about other than her music. When she stopped her drugs, there was a panic. Now Amy has the new breasts ho help us pass the time. Sure, they look like two bald doctors examining her chest, but health is all.
Amy Winehouse is here to present the ‘inspiration’ award to The Specials. But Amy misses her cue, twice. A presenter called Don Letts prattles on – He asks: “What do I do if I’m Amy?” He drinks a pint of lager and says: “I feel sick now” – until Amy arrives.
Amy Winehouse tells one and all that she got “stuck in a lift”. You can picture the scene as the doors close with only her new breasts pass the gate. Walk faster, Amy. You need to recalibrate.
Here are the pictures – full marks if you identify all the acts:
Posted: 26th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (10) | TrackBack | Permalink
