I’m A Celebrity: Katie Price Finds Jordan In An Alcopop
I’M A Celebrity: In Make Your Own Katie Price, we tell you how to grow your own Jordan in a bottle of alcopops or wine box.
Jordan adorns the cover of the Sun’s front page and tells readers: “Keep me sober or I’ll get nasty.”
This is, of course, a call for the I’m A Celebrity producers to airdrop caseloads of fermented cockroach penis to the jungle studio. It’s is also receipe for Jordan.
The Sun says that Katie plus booze equals Jordan.
We put it to the test:
When making your own Katie stand well back – and gie smple space for the Jordan’s to grow. Anorak’s Make Your Own Jordan Kit comes with:
1 x Bicycle Pump
1 x Tin Ronseal Wood Varnish
12 Chicken nuggets
2 x Beach Balls
1 x Felt Tip (“eyebrow black”)
Tipex
10 Melted candles
Lashings of small orange Australian pop singer
Microwave oven
The results:
The Katie Price Burning: A Life In Pictures
Posted: 21st, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
