Amy Winehouse Is ‘Living’ In A ‘House’ In The London Clinic

DID you know that Amy Winehouse has “set up house – in the hospital where docs fixed her boobs”?

Amy Winehouse is living in a hospital, says the Star. Having kicked illegal drugs, Amy is now living in a hospital where prescription – legal – drugs are only a press on the bell away, nurses are her maids and fading to black comes after counting down from 10?

The troubled singer has moved into the posh, private London Clinic. Amy Winehouse is living there full-time so she can be monitored by doctors round the clock.

It’s not a hospital room, Amy, it’s a bedsit. If you can make full sue of the sink, it might even be a studio flat.

In time, The London Clinic will come to advertise its institution as “The Home Of Amy Winehouse”. Then comes the Blue Plaque. In time tourists on Wino’s London, a walking tour of Amy Winehouse’ life, will stand in the room and gasp at the very bed where she leaked her essences and marvel at the sheets, whish remain unchanged since her stay. Amy might even be on the sheets, a living exhibit.

A spokesman for the Back To Black star said medics were testing different combinations of drugs to see which have the best effect on her long-term health problems.

Isn’t it the testing of different combination of drugs that got Amy into so much strife before?

Which brings us the burning issue: When drugs are legalised, what will the London Clinic’s Wino Bar sells as its Winehouse Cocktail?

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