X Factor: Hairy Jordans Jedward To Star On I’m A Celebrity And Coronation Street
WHEN Jedward left the X Factor on the same night Katie Price quit the I’m A Celebrity jungle, we knew there would be no shortage of tabloid exclusives.
Today the Sun accompanies its front–page news that Katie Price has dumped Alex Reid, with the story:
NOW BOSSES WANT JEDWARD FOR JUNGLE
Exile? Well, Australian deserves it, we suppose. Give them a pair of Stubbies, a vest, a can of amber ambition and their li-lo a hearty shove. Bon voyage. Next!
It turns out that Jedward are in line to pick up £50,000 to replace Katie Price’s Jordans on I’m A Celebrity. They’re the Hairy Jordans. If Katie Price’s breasts could sing they would sound like Jedward being force fed with a syringe.
What’s more, they could also appear on Dancing On Ice. Look out for them on Coronation Street, Godlern BNalls and Midsomer Murders. They’ve already been on Benidorm.
ITV is taking ownership of Jedward, which is great news because anyone who wishes to avoid them can watch another channel. They are being jailed.
Or as the Daily Star says:
But with top agents battling to sign them up for a TV deal they reckon they can be as big as I’m A Celebrity hosts Ant and Dec.
How big is that, then?
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Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
